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The below are my translated excerpts from an article (in Arabic below, April 4, 2006) regarding an incident which exemplifies Zalmay Khalilzad's (the present American ambassador in Iraq) utter contempt for the 'sovereignty' of occupied Iraq. The background issue to this event is the attack on the al-Mustafa Shia mosque in Baghdad on March 26th, which killed at least 16 people by a 'special Iraqi death squad' (that is directly linked to the CIA). This American trained 'special death squad' was accompanied by several American 'advisors', who did not participate in the melee but merely observed the slaughter:
"In a meeting last Wednesday (March 29, 2006) that was held at 'president' Jalal Talabani's home near the Green Zone, which assembled the heads of the various Iraqi sectarian parties for crisis discussions, the American ambassador Khalilzad joined the gathering along with the US Consul, Robert Ford. Upon being seated, Khalilzad responded to the usual welcoming greetings of the assembled. He then turned to Jalal Talabani with a sarcastic smile and intoned in broken Arabic (as he had learned a broken Lebanese accent of Arabic during his studies at the American University of Beirut): "Mam (uncle) Jajal, have you heard of the latest joke?".
Talabani was taken by surprise and quickly assumed that he was the intended pun, as many jokes about him are now circulating among Iraqis, as part of the local kaka (Kurdish for brother) jokes that abound. He was even asked to recite a kaka joke of his own liking during a recent Iraqi TV interview.
{Talabani's own joke at that interview was the following: "A kaka was in an airplane when it encountered a serious malfunction and the stewardesses began to throw items out the airplane door to reduce the airplane's weight. When asked about whether they might dispense with his chair, the seated kaka replied: "No matter, so long as it is government property"}.
Talabani's guarded response, as he feigned laughter, to Khalilzad was that if the joke is about the Kurds would Khalilzad please tell it to him in private, in order that it would not to be exploited by the 'others', with Talabani winking at the assembled heads of the other sectarian parties.
"No, no", replied Khalilzad, "it does not concern you, for I heard it in the news and it was also carried by major media outlets in the aftermath of the 'accident' at the Mustafa 'building' (that is exactly how he called the mosque). The joke goes like this. Some of the Alliance leaders, from the Da'wa Party and the Sadr group (Khalilzad did not include Al-Hakim's and Adel Abdul Mahdi's SCIRI, the third member of that Alliance) have asked Ibrahim Al-Jafaari, as head of the government, to expel me from Iraq".
A heavy silence fell upon those assembled in the hall, only to be interrupted by Robert Ford who spoke in very broken Arabic: "Apparently the assembled 'blothers' (brothers) did not get the joke because they did not laugh, while the joke is really 'deadly' (Arabic metaphor) funny".It was only then that the solemn 'dignitaries' and Talabani jolted into a response putting on some thin smiles, while smirking smiles flashed on the faces of those that were not in the butt of the joke. The targeted Alliance leaders hung their heads in shame and consternation, among them Humam Hammudi, Hussain Al-Shahrastani, Jawad Al-Maliki and others.Khlalizad did not stop there in his ridicule of the 'Alliance', but continued in a cynical bout of outburst laced with a razor sharp threat when he declared: " Do not forget that we are your benefactors, except for the 'Tawafiq' (Allawi) and the 'National Discourse'. This is a fact that is known by all, and nobody can evade this favor. Hence, we shall smite (brandishing a hand grip) the mouth of anyone who dares to utter such stupid declarations, and we shall have to discipline him and expel him back to where he was living abroad before their return to Iraq".Talabani interceded trying to calm down the tense atmosphere that gripped the meeting: "Dear Zalmay, we are all indebted to you, as you are more than our friends, especially us the Kurds and the Shia'a. It is true that some brothers here (pointing to the Alliance) have indeed erred and have uttered some irresponsible statements against you. They are ready to offer their apologies to your Excellency ..." . Khalilzad interrupted him saying: " I do not want any apologies. I shall know how to respond next time if they ever repeat their threat again, and I shall restore their senses for them. I will show them who can expel who from Iraq (emphasis added). We are the ones who brought them here. We have opened for them the doors of opportunity, work and freedom. We have provided protection for them which, if we ever decide to remove it, then none of them will stay in Iraq for one hour. They should learn to respect themselves, or else.. ". Khalilzad then cut short his statement and turned to Talabani speaking curtly:" I am going to leave this meeting now as I have another appointment. Mr Ford will stay with you. Continue your meeting"..ـ"وساد صمت في صالة الإجتماع قطعه احد مساعدي زلماي، المستشار روبرت فورد، وهو يتحدث بعربية متكسرة الحروف والمخارج: " يبدو ان (الإكوان) ويعني الإخوان لم يفهموا النكتة، بدليل انهم لم يضحكوا رغم انها (تموّت) من الضحك!"ـ
هارون محمد

ـ4 نيسان 2006